top guesses at the last line of the latest Harry Potter book

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 20-Jul-2007 19:26:51

The Top Guesses at the Last Line of
"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"

1. And lo, Harry's spirit passed forth from the realm of
hardcover releases, and into a series of ghost-written
paperbacks unto eternity."

2. "Holding Voldemort's severed head high in the air,
Dudley sneered at Harry's sniveling form in the corner
and exclaimed, 'No more fat jokes, cousin.'"

3. "I'd like you to meet my new associate, Nearly Headless
Hermione."

4. "Hermione, on the other hand, decided to give up the whole
wizard shtick and become a dancer at a gentleman's club
called The Caldron in Hogsmeade."

5. "It was the same as the last six closing remarks that I'd
heard from Dumbledore: 'If you tell your parents, I swear
to God, I'll kill you in your sleep,'"

6. "Hermione pressed her heaving bosom against Harry and the two
stepped over Ron's smoking remains, mounted his broom and
flew off with hopes of a new life in a land where screaming
orgasms wouldn't incinerate everything in a 50-foot radius."

7. "So, in the end, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named was undone by the
love that dare not speak its name."

8. "Harry put a quarter in the juke box on the diner table and
flipped through the song list, finally settling on Journey's
'Don't Stop Believing.'"

9. "And then Harry joined hands with J.K. Rowling, and they
set off, dragging the huge crate of money behind them,
laughing all the way to the bank."

10. "And then Harry awoke, still in his small bed under the
stairs at 4 Privet Drive, and turning to Suzanne Pleshette,
said, 'Man, that was one long, freaky nightmare -- I dreamed
I was a wizard.'"

11. "Suddenly, everybody was run over by a truck."

Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 20-Jul-2007 19:46:28

lol, loved number six

Post 3 by frequency (the music man) on Friday, 20-Jul-2007 20:14:54

lol, 8 and 9 are the best, IMO.

Post 4 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Friday, 20-Jul-2007 22:48:31

hehegh becky. Roflmao.

Post 5 by Daenerys Targaryen (Enjoying Life) on Saturday, 21-Jul-2007 2:50:26

Those are stupid.

Post 6 by speedie (move over school!) on Saturday, 21-Jul-2007 8:41:56

Bye Harry I'll visit your grave every day I promise
love Voldemort.

And no I can't stand Harry and his fieckin family.

Stevie.

Post 7 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 21-Jul-2007 12:25:11

Stupid? I guess Harry Potter fans aren't allowed to have a sense of humor? Too bad.

Post 8 by speedie (move over school!) on Sunday, 22-Jul-2007 9:15:50

JK Rowling doesn't allow it

Stevie

Post 9 by BaritoneAu (Regular Zoner) on Sunday, 22-Jul-2007 12:10:07

I guess JK will sue the creator of this joke and make a large pot of money equalling all the royalties from her books thus far. A far cry from a poor single parent...

Post 10 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 22-Jul-2007 15:35:10

Very funny. Or am I under a spell to make me say that.

Bob

Post 11 by speedie (move over school!) on Monday, 23-Jul-2007 7:50:57

She should park the writing there, give her millions away to help illiterate kids, and stop giving out about the hassle of writing the feickin thing.

Stevie.